my hobbies include pretending i have a good singing voice
(via i-dream-alot)
at what age do i just magically turn hot
(Source: vanitytides, via h03mless)
if I was Lux I would just laugh maniacally while choosing what baby photo to put in my senior yearbook.
(via the1dlads)
If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
(via kkalabasas)
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
Oh God
(Source: brendonboredurie, via kkalabasas)
